Must Be Fluent in ABA and Willing to Negotiate With Someone Who Still Eats Crayons | Behavior Tech ABA * $20-$30/hr * Providence, NJ

Top Secret: New Providence, Nj 07504 - Operation: Restore Order

AGENT, WE HAVE A SITUATION.

Our intelligence team has intercepted the following classified reports

• A cupcake has filed a formal complaint against management. The frosting is suspicious.
• The rubber duck has been impeached. We cannot disclose the details. Legal is still crying.
• A chair has been elected to the school board. It has refused to comment.
• UNO has officially been classified as a high-risk activity due to excessive competitiveness.
• And somewhere out there, a child is about to win a game, learn a new skill, and receive enough praise to be heard from space.
• WE NEED A NEW AGENT. AND THAT AGENT MIGHT BE YOU.
• Your mission, should you choose to accept it: help restore order, support an incredible kiddo, and make a real difference while getting PAID.

• CLASSIFIED JOB OPENING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA
• Location: New Providence, NJ 07504
• Compensation: $20-$30 PER HOUR
• Assignment: One-on-one with an incredible kiddo
• Schedule: Part-time

Special clearance required? RBT certification NOT required!

No spy gadgets necessary. Just a big heart, a playful spirit, and the ability to celebrate a child putting on their shoes like they just completed an international mission.

Agent Screening: the Highly Unofficial Qualification Test

• Answer YES to at least THREE of the following to qualify for immediate consideration by absolutely no official spy agency whatsoever.
• Your energy level is best described as "toddler who just discovered stairs."
• You have strong feelings about UNO, and your competitive streak may require its own background check.
• You have yelled "GOOD JOB!!!" with such enthusiasm that a nearby dog considered filing a noise complaint.
• You make ridiculous sound effects without warning and consider this a valuable life skill.
• You can transform a cardboard box into a castle, a spaceship, AND a courtroom before lunch.
• You believe bubbles can solve at least 73% of life's problems.
• Your heart is approximately the size of a small planet, and your compassion levels are classified information.
• YOUR RESULTS ARE IN.
• Congratulations, Agent. You are chaotic in a deeply employable way.
• Your clearance has been approved. Please do not laminate your own badge.

Your Mission Briefing: What You'll Actually Do

• This is a REAL job.
• We checked.
• The cupcake's complaint is unrelated.

You'll work one-on-one with a child, helping build skills, confidence, and independence through play.

Your daily operations may include

Operation Crayon: Color with the focus and determination of a secret agent defusing a glitter bomb.

• Operation Sneaky Learning: Play games that help build real-life skills.
• The learning is intentional.
• The fun is non-negotiable.

• Operation Tiny Victory: Celebrate small milestones like the entire mission depended on them. Because every step forward matters.
• Operation Big Impact: Support autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive.
• Operation Playtime: Become suspiciously skilled at children's games. Your UNO record may follow you for life.

• Operation Bubble Extraction: Blow bubbles.
• Watch the magic happen.
• Accidentally become the team's leading bubble expert.

• Your mission is not to be perfect. It's to show up, build trust, learn, and help a child succeed.
• THE FINANCIAL INTELLIGENCE REPORT $20-$30 PER HOUR. YES, REALLY.
• Your wallet: "I wasn't briefed on this development."
• Your bank account: "Wait... we have options?"
• Your grocery budget: "Agent, we've been expecting you."
• Your future self: "Excellent work. Mission accomplished."

Classified Benefits Package

• Flexible part-time hours that can work around school or another job.
• Hands-on experience for students studying Psychology, Education, Special Education, Speech, and related fields.

• Training and support included.
• No prior RBT certification required.
• We provide the guidance; you bring the heart.

• No cubicles.
• No depressing desk lunches.
• No spreadsheets plotting against you.

Meaningful work where the little victories are actually BIG victories.

The Ideal Candidate: Agent Profile

Our intelligence team is looking for someone who is

• Patient, kind, and compassionate.
• Dependable. Showing up when you say you will is a superpower, and we take superpowers seriously.
• Energetic, playful, and responsible.
• Open to learning, training, and trying new approaches.
• Ready to make a meaningful difference in a child's life.
• Experience working with children is a plus, but the willingness to learn and make a positive impact matters.
• NEW PROVIDENCE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

• A mission is waiting.
• An incredible kiddo could use a teammate.
• And somewhere, a rubber duck is still refusing to answer questions.

Will You Accept the Mission?

Message or call us today to learn more and join the operation!

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Just kidding. We really do want you to apply.