THE KIDS HAVE UNIONIZED. WE NEED MORE BTs | Behavior Technician in Scotch Plains, NJ 07076

About the role

THE KIDS HAVE UNIONIZED. WE NEED MORE BTs.

SCOTCH PLAINS, NJ: THE CHILDREN HAVE HELD AN EMERGENCY MEETING, AND MANAGEMENT (AKA US) IS IN TROUBLE.

Breaking news from the tiny humans' headquarters

• The kids have formed a union. Their first demand? MORE BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS. Immediately. No negotiations.
• The crayons are on strike until someone helps build a tower worthy of their legacy.
• A dinosaur has been promoted to Director of Chaos. Nobody remembers approving this.
• Snack negotiations have reached a critical stage. Goldfish crackers are now considered currency.
• The kids have issued an official statement, and we quote: "WE NEED MORE BTS. BRING IN THE GOOD ONES."
• The vote was unanimous. Even the kid who was busy spinning in circles voted YES.
• And honestly? We agree.
• THE MONEY PART (THE UNION HAS REVIEWED THE NUMBERS) $22-$30 AN HOUR!!!
• Your wallet just sat up straight.
• Your bank account stopped crying for approximately 3.5 seconds.
• Your budget spreadsheet just whispered, "Finally."
• Your couch is worried you might actually be able to afford things now.
• TOP-SECRET MISSION BRIEFING: Location: Scotch Plains, NJ

Position

Behavior Technician / ABA Para

Hours: After-school sessions

Mission: Work 1-on-1 with an awesome kiddo and help them learn, grow, and build new skills

Bonus mission

Make a real difference while having fun along the way!

This job may cause the following highly contagious side effects

• Smiling so hard your cheeks request overtime
• Breaking into a victory dance because a kiddo nailed a new skill
• Treating a block tower like a five-star architectural achievement
• Becoming emotionally invested in a board game with a four-year-old
• Making dinosaur noises in public and forgetting to be embarrassed
• Developing a suspiciously strong opinion about the best bubbles
• Celebrating a tiny victory like your team just won the championship

Warning: You may find yourself saying "I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!" approximately 47 times a day. There is no known cure.

Are You the Behavior Technician the Kids Are Demanding?

• Love working with children? THE UNION APPROVES.
• Patient, dependable, and ready to learn? YOU'RE ON THE SHORTLIST.
• Have ABA experience or an RBT certification? CONFETTI. FIREWORKS. A PARADE.
• Can celebrate a tiny victory like it's breaking news? YOU GET IT.
• Willing to learn, show up, and make a positive impact? WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!
• Experience is a bonus, but a caring attitude, patience, and a willingness to learn go a long way.
• THE KIDS HAVE FILED A FORMAL REQUEST. WE'RE HIRING ASAP!
• The union is waiting.
• The crayons are nervous.
• The dinosaur is pacing.
• And somebody just ate the emergency snack stash.
• We need more amazing Behavior Technicians to join the team and help our kiddos thrive!
• DON'T JUST SCROLL PAST YOUR NEXT FAVORITE JOB!

• $22-$30/hour
• Scotch Plains, NJ
• Behavior Technician / ABA Para
• After-school hours

MESSAGE ME TODAY to learn more and see if you're the missing piece of our team!

SCOTCH PLAINS, THE KIDS HAVE UNIONIZED. LET'S GIVE THEM THE TEAM THEY DESERVE!

P.S. The union has requested more bubbles, more high-fives, and more awesome BTs. We can absolutely work with that.